"While working our way through the archives we found a cache of documents, codename ST003, detailing the activities of a secretive group of Italian audio scientists between 1989 and ’93. These scientists of sound were responsible for developing a loved-up musical toxicant known colloquially as “dream house”.

Their activities are documented in an expansive collection of musical compositions entitled “Welcome To Paradise”, which was brought to our attention by agents “YM” and “CM”. It is believed to be the only such collection in the archive and a valuable research tool. Be warned that the music is highly potent and designed to release excessive amounts of serotonin and dopamine in listeners." - Safe Trip Records