{"product_id":"grumpy-unfindable-ring","title":"GRUMPY - UNFINDABLE RING","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. Unfindable Ring\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2. OBL\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3. yr bitch\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4. Football Tour\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5. Answers\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6. The Whale (ft. D.A. Crimson)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7. Last of Your Kind\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8. WTF\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e9. George Clanton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10. Cool Ranch\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e11. Solicitors' Rights\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12. Twenty Five\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e13. Queens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-----\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"customHeaderWrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"band-navbar-wrapper flex\"\u003e\n\u003col id=\"band-navbar\"\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"trackView leftMiddleColumns has-art\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"trackInfo\" class=\"leftColumn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"trackInfoInner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tralbumData tralbum-about\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe comfort of kids’ hidden object games––I Spy, Where’s Waldo, a carnival treasure dig––is that the thing you’re searching for really does exist, and you’ll find it, should you only try hard enough. Not quite so as we get older. The more we learn, the more we realize the coveted loot isn’t always within reach. It might not exist at all. The Golden Fleece, the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail. For Grumpy, this is the “Unfindable Ring.” The record opens with a confession, an appraisal of his work until now: “I dive for an unfindable ring,” Grumpy’s Heaven Schmitt sings on the title track, “a grand gesture type thing \/ that doesn’t have the effect I hoped for.” Schmitt––and thus his alter ego Grumpy––is a guy of Big Romance, the sweeping, theatrical stunt, chivalry and pomp, thorned rose stem between his teeth, the spectacle of the thing over the thing itself. But there’s a limit to the magic of performance. On ‘Unfindable Ring’, he’s beginning to see the charade weigh on its recipients: even if the ruse works, it’ll cost him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Secretly","offers":[{"title":"Ice Blue Transparent Vinyl LP","offer_id":67724167512377,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0060\/2744\/4291\/files\/a1652452268_10.jpg?v=1792528938","url":"https:\/\/www.goingundergroundrecords.com\/products\/grumpy-unfindable-ring","provider":"Going Underground Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}